Notes From The Fuck-You Bin:
Things I’ve Held Back Recently
by P.H. Madore
You’re a fucking racist. Fuck yourself.
You reject me because I allow you to.
You’re afraid of what will happen when I rise.
You didn’t do enough to promote this thing. It’s because I’ve changed that I haven’t gotten all dickish about it.
In a few weeks I’ll be giving everything away because freedom starts with “free.”
You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve seen this year. Please kiss me. Please.
I know you’ve been doing that. I’ve thought of various intimidation tactics to stop you.
It’s not that I don’t like you, man, it’s just that you’re so fucking selfish all the time. I think the world, America especially, needs more givers.
It doesn’t matter anymore.
P.H. Madore phmadore.com is the editor of Dispatch Litareview.