Mass Media
by Jai Britton
"Here's the plot," he says, "This guy, no one likes him, see? And then he listens to the news and his body parts start dropping off one at a time."
"So, like, his penis, too?" she asks.
"Oh yeah," he says, "Yeah, yeah. But not until the very end. That's like, the clincher."
"So, how does he pee if he doesn’t have any hands?" she asks.
"He just aims. It's a guy thing," he says.
"How's he clean up if he misses?" she asks.
"That's not in the story," he says.
She asks, "Don't you think people will want to know?"